two girls for every boy

greetings from a warmer, and for that matter, a happier, mission, kansas! i realized this week, after getting some “negative feedback” from my readers (there’s not many of em), that my posts have been a little down in the dumps lately. life’s not that bad, jack mcdoer! chin up, charlie! no one wants to read one sad, sorry excuse for a post after another.

it’s christmas time! it’s a time for giving. it’s a time for friends and family. there’s christmas trees, christmas presents, christmas parties, christmas chocolates, christmas cookies, hell, the local radio’s already playing christmas music twenty-four hours a day!

babies! everyone’s having em! my friend, leah, just had one. my sister-in-law’s having one this week. my step-sister’s having one in a matter of months. my friends, heather and al, are expecting baby number two. and my best friend from high school, jim (and his wife), just got preggers. i, however, am sticking to my guns!

i-pods! i’m getting one (if best buy or any other store in the metro area ever gets em back in stock). sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

and, to top if all off, three-somes! i just had me one this weekend! amaaaaaaazing!

just kidding! we got back from a particularly fun christmas party this saturday around 4 am and everyone wanted to crawl into our king-sized bed. i, being the opportunistic type, immediately ran and got my camera to get a picture for iwannabeyourblog since it’s the first time i’ve ever had two girls in my bed at the same time.

wait, i take that back. it’s the first time i’ve had two girls in my bed at the same time since my playa dayz in college!

happy holidays,

jack mcdoer